Curse

Nick The Nicker · Sep 24, 2005, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Ok let me give the run down......

Im sitting in my living room playing so GW and i hear this muisc I go ah cool must be having a party. Time-9:30

And so im still playing and I hear a car pull up I lookout side its the cops....and I think to myself there goes the party. Time-11:30

So i keep playing and like 15 min later I hear the music again and its louder.Now im alitte pissed because its bad music. But hey "o well" i say.

Now i hear my nextdoor neigbours are telling them to keep it down and they say "ok ok we will".

So heres what happens they play the music louder and start singing. Time-12:15. So I hear another car pull up I look outside and its 2 cop cars I go finally they will shut up. And normally would be feeling there pain if my party got shutdown but Im glad they were going to b/c they were so freaking rude.

But ten minutes later i hear them singing and the crappy music playing some more. And now Im thinking what a-holes. So I say I need to take this into my own hands. Now me being my phyiscal state(toren acl mcl pcl's which means i cant walk at all) im going to do something about it. SO i think to myself what can i do without leaving my backyard.

As im thinking and now I can here them shouting and not stopping im just pissed.

But then a brillant idea came to my mind......

I can egg there gargage. I though i cant be caught I will be in my backyard them 2(backyards) yards away they wont see me and if they do what are they even gonna do about it.

So i hop my ass out back and a grab a egg and whip it at the garage it was a perfect hit. I throw myself to the ground and i look to see if anyone anyone looking and no they werent so im like "crap my plan backfired" but then another idea came to mind. Throw more eggs I say to myself its bound to work. So i hop back inside and grab the box and start throwing like a freaking mad man and i hear inside "what's going on" so then i say shit i need to get out of here. So as I hop inside thinking im getting away scott free. I here the cop sierns. Im think "oh no they after me so I get inside and get on the computer so it looks like nothing was happening here at my house.

Me waiting for the doorbell to ring and it never happend well now i hear shouting and then I go well duh they busting the party. So I look outside and theres one man shouting at the police offier and another man shouting at the side of his garage pointing at my house. And then I never though they would come over to my house but the one police offier talking to the man about the music said he would turn it off( i think thats what he said). And the other police offier came to my door. And i answer but me not being able to walk was funny because i had to hop in my wheelchair to answer the door.

And hes how this went.
Me-Hello?
Police man A- Oh...Well we have a complaint saying you egg the persons house over there.
Me- (me acting as if i dont know what house) what house would this be?
Police man B shows up-So the party is stopped. Says it in the little radio thing.
Police man A-Well son that house with the party says you egged there house.
Me-I dont know how I could of done it i cant walk I said. My backyard is all toren up we were going to add a patio out there till i messed up my leg.
Police Man A- Goes i see that so what happen.
Me-To my knee?
Police man A- yes kid to your knee.
Me-I was playing football(i go into great detail so i will sum it up but some people think this is alittle gross) and my freind was on my back and i as i was running my leg locked up and my leg was back behind me like when your in full stride and the bottom leg bone went over my knee cap and up towards my top leg bone causing my knee to disloacte and tearing all my legments.
Police Man B- Goes oh really I think your faking this.(i was about to drop the guy.......if i could)
Me- WHAT???!!!!!, you have got to be kidding me.
Police man B- Goes well can you prove it.
Me-Hell yes i can( I show him my xray of when it happend and its the sickest thing I have ever seen)
Police Man A- Goes well i believe you.
Police Man B-Ok son your telling the truth i guess. Well still we have to find out who did this.
Me-I think its homcoming week it could of been anyone.
Police Man A and B-Ok your right and by the looks of thing it seems to me u can walk so i guess it wasnt you. Sorry and goodnight.
Me- yup no big deal

well guess what at 1:15 the music is playing again and Im not going out there again I hope someone gets arrested.

Now i feel bad for 2 things one egging them(which i think they got what was coming to them) and for the cop thing which i never really lied to them they assumed i didnt do it.

Should I feel bad is my question.

Manderlock · Sep 24, 2005, 06:53 AM // 06:53

No, I wouldnt have egged their house, but I would have done somthing. And I hate all cops, so no real loss there.

All in all, great job

Avari Zi · Sep 24, 2005, 06:56 AM // 06:56

Feel bad? You shouldn't feel bad at all. If you thought it was coming to them then why feel guilty? I think you where just having some fun, no harm in that.

Alone) · Sep 24, 2005, 06:56 AM // 06:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manderlock

No, I wouldnt have egged their house, but I would have done somthing. And I hate all cops, so no real loss there.

Why do you hate cops? Just wondering

Feel bad? No. I don't feel so. But that's just me

tpb Aroan Taelight.

Manderlock · Sep 24, 2005, 07:01 AM // 07:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alone)

Why do you hate cops? Just wondering

Feel bad? No. I don't feel so. But that's just me

tpb Aroan Taelight.

I have my.........reasons

Believe · Sep 24, 2005, 07:38 AM // 07:38

Na next time get some water ballons and fill it with honey or something and lob it over there.

Ultimate_Gaara · Sep 24, 2005, 07:47 AM // 07:47

sure hope no cops happen to stumble apon this topic...

Alone) · Sep 24, 2005, 07:50 AM // 07:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manderlock

I have my.........reasons

All well and fine. I have mine too.

Well, have you ever tried confronting your neighbors? I have neighbors that tell my dog to shut up at night, but party all night long. Would love to burn down their house though.

HOXMAN · Sep 24, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57

Let your Moral Compass be your guide. I believe it already has.. hence this thread.

Sanji · Sep 24, 2005, 11:09 AM // 11:09

I don't believe in harming innocent people or otherwise doing anything but the smallest acts of mischief to someone who didn't deserve it.

I do believe in dishing out proportional revenge to someone who was a dick to you and yours, though.

Old Dood · Sep 24, 2005, 11:40 AM // 11:40

If you would have called the police too and complained then the party probably would have been over sooner. When the police start getting more then one complaint then they can enforce the laws.

You might have dodged the bullit with the police, however, your neighbor is not likely to forget anytime soon. Pay Backs are a Bitch!

Shadowdaemon · Sep 24, 2005, 11:58 AM // 11:58

next time throw pop cans full of water at their house, they rarely do any damage but it sounds about like bricks to the people inside

Sagius Truthbarron · Sep 24, 2005, 04:29 PM // 16:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manderlock

I have my.........reasons

Hes James Dean.

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I don't think you were just "trying to have some fun". You were annoyed with them, I guess, but you shouldn't take matters that aren't even your direct bussiness into your own hands.

Besides, it didn't do any good anyway. They just started playing their music again, right?

zehly · Sep 24, 2005, 05:07 PM // 17:07

Here is my personal take on it hon.

You should have thrown more eggs. I recommend the E-191 CO_2 propelled egg launcher. It's a homebrew thing you can make. It's very versatile in it's capabilities of launching eggs at high velocities, without breaking the egg in mid air. It also increases the splatter size when the egg makes contact with the target.

Second, you need to learn how to lie to the cops. It's a white lie for a good reason. Like speeding to get to the airport or class. I recommend "I'm sorry officer.. I didn't know I couldn't do that." Or, "Gee, I didn't realize that I was going so fast, I'm very sorry and I won't let this happen again." That works well with cops. So does a sweet face.

I would have told the cops, "I understand your concern with the egging of the house, however don't you think that's secondary to the fact that a party is going on there? Surely with a bunch of people who are most likely intoxicated, such an incident could have been the result of a drunken party-goer."

Things like this work well.

conker · Sep 24, 2005, 06:02 PM // 18:02

Pee dong ditch is the answer or Light shit on fire then ditch, pee on their door and ding dong ditch

... or put toilet paper with shit in a bag and light the bag in fire and put it on their porch then ding dong ditch

Artemis Bladewing · Sep 24, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11

<---- Not a master at English

So you threw an egg at their garage?

Omg I would'nt feel sorry for that. If they make noise and dont shut up, and nobody does anything against it you might as well show them that you dont like it.

Manderlock · Sep 24, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagius Truthbarron

Hes James Dean.

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I don't think you were just "trying to have some fun". You were annoyed with them, I guess, but you shouldn't take matters that aren't even your direct bussiness into your own hands.

Besides, it didn't do any good anyway. They just started playing their music again, right?

Heh, I like that.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 24, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46

I wouldn't feel bad myself

Lag Hell · Sep 25, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41

wtf would u feel bad, id feel pretty good after that, considering i had just own3d sum jacka$$' house w/o being caught by the police

PieXags · Sep 25, 2005, 02:13 AM // 02:13

No, you shouldn't feel bad. You should feel happy, and a little proud. Not only did you manage to egg a garage, but you manage to talk your way out of it when being questioned by cops. Give yourself an A for the day, and rest easy knowing you did your neighborhood some good.